If I had a hammer . . . .

1. I'd hammer in the afternoon - I really need to catch up on my sleep so mornings aren't good for me.
2. Wait a minute, I have a hammer. I hardly ever use it so I guess I'd put another hammer in my tool box with one I already have.
3. I'd be an obnoxious show-off. Hey everyone, look at my hammer. Look with your eyes, not with your hands!
4. I'd want a wrench. And then I'd want a compound miter saw. Then a bulldozer. Then one of those helicopter cranes. Let's face it, I have boundary issues so I'm better off not having a hammer.