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January 3, 2009

10 quaint phrases to describe crazy Uncle Charlie's condition.

1.  His ascot is too tight
2.  His spreadsheet doesn't balance
3.  His ukulele needs tuning
4.  He's got salt in his sugar bowl
5.  His sled slides uphill
6.  His bull's got udders
7.  His dictionary's missing its R's
8.  His economy has abandoned the gold standard
9.  His turkey ain't stuffed
10.  His Duck Soup's all Zeppo

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