1. I need a good reason to claim that I'm exhausted.
2. I forget what I look like so it would be convenient to be on magazine covers.
3. The world would be a better place with my clothing line and personal fragrance collection.
4. There's a gap in the fame matrix now that no one really cares about Wilmer Valderrama.
5. I have more free time since I don't have eight kids so I could do more famous things on a daily basis.
6. I need people to give me lots of money for agreeing to be drunk in their bar.
7. I don't drive particularly fast so I wouldn't be a public danger when the paparazzi chased me.
8. Once I was famous, I'd end up being friends with everyone else who is famous and I could finally give Whitney Houston a piece of my mind.
9. I think collecting babies from other countries sounds interesting.
10 Without fame, I don't really exist.
September 14, 2009
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Watching a piece of her interview, I am with you on #8.
ReplyDeleteToo bad that many people feel that way about #10. As if there isn't someone that knows their name on a wide basis, they are nothing.
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ReplyDeleteI agree @ Big Mark 243. Too bad to say that. So exaggereted to be a reason.
We all exists in this world even though we were not that famous.
But it's true. Famous people are real and the rest of us exist purely to acknowledge them. If this weren't true, if we were real, then why would reality television be so popular? What real person would eat a pig anus or have sex with a faded rock star? It's only through degradation that we can ascend into reality - just look at Lindsey Lohan.
ReplyDeleteThis is great! Whitney could use as many pieces of mind as she can get!
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