If I were a cannibal, 10 celebrities I'd add to my diet and what sort of meat they'd provide

1. Steve Buscemi - stew meat
2. John Kerry - jerky
3. Andy Rooney - gristle
4. Jack Black - hotdog
5. Lindsey Lohan - Chinese food, drunken chicken
6. Nicholas Cage - ham
7. Courtney Love - canned tuna
8. Rush Limbaugh - pork butt
9. Joan Rivers - Spam
10. Kiera Knightly - ribs