My Valentine's mixed cutz tape that drives all the ladies wild.

1. Jealous Again - The Black Crowes
2. Loser - Beck
3. Jealous Guy - John Lennon
4. Losesome Loser - Little River Band
5. Jealousy Rides With Me - Death Cab for Cutie
6. I'm A Loser - The Beatles
7. I Still Get Jealous - Louis Armstrong
8. Loser in the End - Queen
9. Jet Black and Jealous - Eli Young Band
10. Loser Like Me - Sixpence None The Richer
11. Hey Jealousy - Gin Blossoms
12. Loser of the Year - LoveSick Radio
13. Jealousy - Liz Phair

Video may have killed the radio star but these 5 ought to be charged with killing the video star

1. The Monkees. If you're old enough to have at one time said "I want my MTV" or watched Night Tracks on TBS while you waited for your cable company to get hip, you may recall that MTV started showing repeats of The Monkees on an almost constant schedule in the mid-1980s. It was all downhill from there. Screw you Mickey Dolenz!
2. Madonna. You've been an annoying drain on society for more than 20 years. How many people stopped watching videos just to avoid seeing you?
3. Rappers. Yeah, you have lots of jewelry, drink Cristal, and occasionally hang out by the pool wearing banana hammocks but all of that is boring to watch. I mean the whole gun thing might have given you an edge for a while but . . .yawn.
4. The Real World. The first couple of seasons were interesting but this show is the progenitor of MTV's entire schedule of videotaped douchbags pretending to be real.
5. VH1. You started as MTV lite, took a detour through 200 episodes of Behind the Music, and now you're the network dedicated to whores and meatheads. I suppose you're back to be MTV lite again.

5 songs you can sing even if you have a frog in your throat

1. It's Not Easy Being Green
2. The Michigan Rag (Hello my baby, hello my darlin', hello my ragtime gal)
3. Froggy Went A-Courtin'
4. Body (From The Presidents of the United States first album. The song is about various dead pets and includes the lines "Worms found a hole in your booty they could enter and I can't get your body out of my mind)
5. Ain't Got No Home by Clarence "Frogman" Henry. If you don't know the song, it's worth finding.

5 from the never-ending list of great cakes

1.  Angel food - good for the blood chemistry

2.  Wedding cake - tastes great with beer

3.  Birthday cake - the one thing to do when you're invited to someone's child's party

4.  Cake (the band) - what Cole Porter might sound like if he were into alt-rock

5.  Urinal cake - imagine what public restrooms would smell like without the fresh aroma of cake