5 reasons men are not pigs, despite what you hear

1. Men like to eat bacon, which would be weird if they were pigs.
2. Male pigs are called boars, and men are quite interesting, particularly when you add alcohol.
3. Pigs looking really good in top hats but men always look awkward when you try to dress them up.
4. Men like to toss around the ol' pigskin and clearly a pig would have a problem with that.
5. Pigs do not have sweat glands and men sweat like pigs.