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February 3, 2009

Now that Rod Blagojevich has no income, 10 classic ad campaigns his PR people are trying to revive so that he can endorse the products

1. Brillcreme - A little vat'll do ya
2. CoCo Puffs - I'm cuckoo and I eat CoCo Puffs
3. Calgon - Lock me away
4. Charmin Toilet Tissue - Cellmate, please don't squeeze my "charmin"
5. Almond Joy - Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you do
6. Trident Gum - 4 out of 5 state senators surveyed recommended I be removed from office. Okay, it was 5 out of 5.
7. Ivory Soap - 99 and 44/100th percent guilty
8. Libby's Canned Food - If it says Blago, Blago, Blago on the label, label, label, you must pay him, pay him, pay him, under the table, table, table.
9. Memorex - Is it live or effin' Memorex
10. Sara Lee - Everybody doesn't like something but nobody doesn't not like me.
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2 comments:

  1. AnonymousFebruary 4, 2009 at 8:14 AM

    buahahahahaha

    "10. Sara Lee - Everybody doesn't like something but nobody doesn't not like me."

    amazing. I drove underneath a toll the other day that had his name on it. Hes such a tool.

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  2. Me-Me KingFebruary 12, 2009 at 10:50 PM

    #4 - Charmin Toilet Tissue - Cellmate, please don't squeeze my "charmin".

    Nothing says prison fun like squeezing someone's Charmin.

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