Today doesn't formally exist. Nothing to read today, move along.

5 reasons I didn't have a list yesterday.

1. Nothing happened in the would worth listing.
2. American Idol is filling up too much of my time.
3. House leadership is holding up legislation that will allow me to list without abusive lawsuits. Heh, heh.
4. My George Bush impression doesn't work in list form.
5. Haven't you been reading my lists? I'm sick!

1. Cough cough
2. Sweat
3. Shiver
4. zzzzzzz

3 things I don't want tomorrow

1. Fever
2. Diahrea (less glamourous than it sounds)
3. To lie on the couch for 24 hours

One reason I don't have a list today.

1. 102.5 temperature

5 2008 Academy Award Notables

1.On Norbit's nomination, Jon Stewart says, "Too often the Academy forgets bad movies."
2.Gaydolf Titler
3.the performance of the song from August Rush and an amazingly talented 11 year old girl
4.Tilda Swinton saying "rubber nipples"
5. the quote please welcome the "always fantastic Jessica Alba"...????

4 cold symptons I'd rather not have.

1. Cough.
2. Fever.
3. Malaise.
4. Cranky.

5 things I had for dinner on a snowy night.

1. Little mini quiches that have been in freezer since a party last year.
2. Kashi Shredded Wheat.
3. A bag of gummy worms.
4. A handful of red hot potato chips.
5. Beer.

5 things I liked about "Avenue Q"

1. Remarkably good singing and acting.
2. Funny and smart songs.
3. Tiny, precious teddy bears that encourage you to drink too much and offer nooses when you're sad.
4. Above average Gary Coleman ridicule.
5. Hard-core puppet sex.

3 things that probably shouldn't be on my floor.

1. Too many pairs of shoes.
2. Leaves that keep blowing in whenever I open up the back door.
3. Residual cat vomit - that odd spot that never seems to come up.

5 things that are slightly less cold than me.

1. Ice.
2. One pound bag of frozen peas.
3. That flag pole in "A Christmas Story."
4. Hillary Clinton.
5. A witch's chesticle.

5 reasons I should have called in sick today.

1. A large portion of our capital city working population slept in because it was Presidents Day.
2. Both of my brake lights were burned out and I had to replace them in the parking lot of Auto Zone on my way to work.
3. Stupidly cold outside with 40 mph winds.
4. Most of things I had to do today were due to other's incompetence.
5. Super Mario Galaxy isn't going to play itself.

5 things I consumed at last night's trivia night.

1. Hershey's Minitures - at least one of each kind.
2. 100 calorie pack - Banana Struesel Mini-muffins
3. 100 calorie pack - Grasshopper Mint Cookies
4. Munster cheese and crackers.
5. Way, way too much beer.

5 reasons NOT to do a daily list

1. I should have something better to do with my time.
2. Society should stop limiting our complicated world to shallow bullet-points.
3. A complete waste of perfectly good bytes.
4. Someone is bound to notice.
5. 365 days! 365 lists?

5 Reasons to do a daily list

1. Years of work in online education has left me with a mushy brain that is incapable of forming a complete
2. Writer's strike delayed the new season of 24 for another year so I have room on my to-do list.
3. Much easier to deal with than the 20-year Great American Novel project.
4. Like I was saying about my mushy brain, it'll be good exercise and
5. Personal challenge - 365 days, 365 lists.

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