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February 18, 2008

5 reasons I should have called in sick today.

  1. A large portion of our capital city working population slept in because it was Presidents Day.
  2. Both of my brake lights were burned out and I had to replace them in the parking lot of Auto Zone on my way to work.
  3. Stupidly cold outside with 40 mph winds.
  4. Most of things I had to do today were due to other's incompetence.
  5. Super Mario Galaxy isn't going to play itself.

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