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March 17, 2008

3 things I don't do on St. Patrick's day

1. Drink green beer. (Water, yeast, barley, hops and green dye #3. Which of these things doesn't belong?)
2. Attend a St. Patrick's Day parade. (I limited the chance of being vomited upon to 75% so parades are beyond tolerance.)
3. Wear green. (Years of Catholic school uniforms at good ol' St. Pat's Grade School and I've worn a lifetime of green.

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