Unemployed? Friendless? It doesn't matter why you have so much free time, these great blogs will help you waste away the tedious hours you have left on this earth.

March 5, 2008

5 things I'd do if winter lived next door to me.

1. Blow all of my fall leaves into her yard.
2. Call the police to complain that her TV is too loud, even if it isn't.
3. Tell other neighbors that it's her dog that's pooping in their yards.
4. Have pizzas delivered to her.
5. Tell her that she's outlived her welcome and we all want her to move on.

No comments:

Post a Comment