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April 16, 2008

5 more in the continuing series of what I'd rather do tomorrow than go to work.

1. Wear fiberglass socks.
2. Lick an envelope and get a papercut on my tongue.
3. Listen to Hillary Clinton tell me about 35 years of experience.
4. Take hip hop dance lessons. (Hips aren't quite what they used to be so this would be mostly hop.)
5. Call in sick. (Heeeey, there's an idea.)

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