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April 7, 2008

5 things I'd rather do than go back to work in the morning.

1. Watch Dancing with the Stars
2. Clean the litter box, without the scoop.
3. Wash down a stack of pancakes and maple syrup with a big glass of orange juice.
4. Read The Lord of the Rings in one sitting.
5. Walk a mile in someone else's shoes - those crazy Elton John Pinball Wizard shoes.

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