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May 8, 2008

5 things I might do with my $600 tax bribe.

1. Buy $600 of lottery tickets and quit job.
2. Invest in illicit drugs and forget job.
3. Pay illegal immigrant to show up to my job for me.
4. Buy a PS3 and all of the available games and hope that no one notices I'm not at work.
5. Through detailed and careful budgeting, stretch $600 so that it lasts a life time thereby proving job superfluous.

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