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August 19, 2008

5 Olympic events for which I might still qualify

1.  10 meter air pistol - bb guns are fun
2.  sailing - that involves sitting, right?
3.  archery - didn't Gena Davis almost make the team?
4.  curling - an event in which athletes could be drunk
5.  4 man bobsled - sittin' and slidin'

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