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August 28, 2008

6 reasons I think I'm a conservative.

1.  If I were knocked up, I wouldn't get an abortion.
2.  I think James Carville is some sort of alien monkey life-form sent down to weaken us for some future invasion.
3.  Sometimes Matlock comes on TV and I find myself watching it.
4.  I'm unable to enjoy Christmas without constant, reaffirming "Merry Christmas"s from every person I see.
5.  I prefer Omega Man to I Am Legend.
6.  Can't say Barack Obama without following it that Xena ayayayayaya scream.

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