7 reasons that I think I'm a liberal

1.  I like to sprinkle stem cells on my corn flakes.

2.  I work at a university - the last bastion of socialism.

3.  I actually think that global warming exists.

4.  Rush Limgaugh really is a big fat idiot.   (A very smart idiot but an idiot all the same.)

5.  I have to admit that George Clooney is kind of hunky.

6.  I enjoy a little arugula from time to time.

7.  I'm happy to pay taxes so that someone less fortunate than me can go to the doctor.