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August 30, 2008

7 reasons that I think I'm a liberal

1.  I like to sprinkle stem cells on my corn flakes.
2.  I work at a university - the last bastion of socialism.
3.  I actually think that global warming exists.
4.  Rush Limgaugh really is a big fat idiot.   (A very smart idiot but an idiot all the same.)
5.  I have to admit that George Clooney is kind of hunky.
6.  I enjoy a little arugula from time to time.
7.  I'm happy to pay taxes so that someone less fortunate than me can go to the doctor.

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