4 indications that Saturday Night Live's writer's room is filled with a million monkeys sitting at a million typewriters.

1.  Funny paper's Cathy.  Would this have been funny 20 years ago when people actually read comic strips?

2.  Ugly twins.  I'm willing to laugh at ugly children but they have to do something funny. 

3.  Sassy waiter.   Did they actually make a reference to a 12 year old movie no one remembers and then explain the joke by acknowledging that it was an old reference?

4.  Swimming coach.  Look, he dances funny.  That's rich.