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September 17, 2008

Economic policy option A

1. Regulation is bad.
2. Deregulate everything.
3. Proudly puff out chest and begin campaign for second term.
4. In an environment without limitations, risky and/or stupid behavior ensues.
5. Economic catastrophe rocks globe.
6. Decry corruption that led to catastrophe, present reform through regulation.
7. Wait until news cycle shifts e.g. hurricane, missing white child, someone says "happy holidays" etc.
8. Go to #1 and repeat.

1 comment:

  1. The great irony of life is that meaning is replaced by a never ending cyclical demonstration of opposites. For instance, you stay up late blogging which is bad for you then you wake up feeling guilty and get some work done which is good for you, then you need a reward so you go to Octoberfest and have too much beer, bratwurst and sauerkraut, bad, but it makes you happy, good.