7 uses for the 'g's dropped in 90 minutes of Sarah Palin talkin' and debatin'

1.  Campbell's Chicken Alphabet soup now 80% G

2. Kenny G now Kenny Ggg.

3.  M&Ms now G&Gs

4.  Useless X removed from alphabet and replaced with a second G.

5.  1,000,000 now referred to as 1000 Gs

6.  William H. Macy now Gilliam H. Gacy.

7.  Homophonic consistency is finally possible: gnew, gknew, and gnu.