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October 2, 2008

7 uses for the 'g's dropped in 90 minutes of Sarah Palin talkin' and debatin'

1.  Campbell's Chicken Alphabet soup now 80% G
2. Kenny G now Kenny Ggg.
3.  M&Ms now G&Gs
4.  Useless X removed from alphabet and replaced with a second G.
5.  1,000,000 now referred to as 1000 Gs
6.  William H. Macy now Gilliam H. Gacy.
7.  Homophonic consistency is finally possible: gnew, gknew, and gnu.

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