10 perfectly good things of which you can have too many.

1. Dogs (dedicated to Marty)

2. Jobs

3. Expectations

4. Spouses

5. Houses (dedicated to John McCain)

6. Doctor appointments

7. Cooks in the kitchen

8. Italians (Sunday dinners can be difficult)

9. Elvis's

10. Clowns (a word for which a plural form should never have been allowed.)