He may be man's best friend but there's still 7 things that bug me about my dog.

1.  He's always licking me.

2.  He wakes up every day at 6:30 am, even on week-ends.

3.  The smell of rotten sewage pours out of his mouth.

4.  He pees on everything.

5.  He won't let us dress him in funny hats.

6.  He sleeps in the bed and barks in his sleep.

7.  He's required 3 after-hours emergency vet visits