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February 28, 2009

10 things that old people think Twitter is.

1. The neurological disorder that Katherine Hepburn had.
2. Some porn site that the young people like.
3. A horseman of the Apocalypse.
4. An Obama plot to turn us into socialist Muslims.
5. Sarah Palin's grandson's name.
6. Some fad like poodle skirts or birth control.
7. Something used by people who think they're better than me.
8. Don't know, don't care, you're all stupid.
9. Get out of my yard! (It's off topic but 1 in 10 will say this when you ask about Twitter.)
10. It's like news reels. When we went to pictures they showed news reel, a cartoon, and a feature. All for a nickel. Back then we wore onions on our belts 'cause that was the style. What were we talking about? Oh yeah, Twiffle. I remember when Al Joslon sang the Twiffle song . . . .

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