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March 19, 2009

10 bar orders that double as flirting for the young and uninteresting.

1. Comfortable Screw
2. Bloated Bag of Monkey Spunk
3. My Johnson Is Ten Inches Long
4. Legspreader #2
5. Hop, Skip, and Go Naked
6. Creme de Spooge
7. Golden Shower
8. Purple Penis
9. Poontang
10. Tiffany's Wet and Ready

1 comment:

  1. Whoa, I have never heard of any of these...as a drink, I mean.