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March 28, 2009

5 reasons that my state does not need a concealed-carry law.

1. The most recent census noted that my state is 87% stupid, 76% paranoid, and 80% afraid of minorities.
2. Home prices would plummet as the newly armed leave their bunkers and flood into traditional neighborhoods.
3. Cell phone reception would be degraded as guard towers pop up throughout the landscape.
4. Dog pounds would overflow with Doberman Pinschers and Rottweilers.
5. I would end up shooting someone, possibly myself.

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