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September 17, 2009

Types of dog vomit you might step in while walking barefoot through my house

1. Unchewed treats
2. Mostly water, partly phlegm
3. Things and that shouldn't have been eaten covered in slime.
4. Dinner (Looks just like what you put in the bowl except warmer and wetter. Generally considered edible.)
5. Re-vomit (The effect of eating vomit #4 too quickly.)


  1. The question is: which is most pleasant to step in?

  2. It's less a matter of which is preferable and more a matter of season. In the summer, I like to step in nice, cool vomit but in the winter nothing beats a big steaming pile.