1. Fred Astaire was able to express dejection, love, passion, playfulness and dozens of other emotions with his singing and dancing. Kanye West is able to express unwarranted arrogance.
2. Fred Astaire's wardrobe expressed sophistication. Kanye West's wardrobe expresses douche.
3. Fred Astaire sang into a microphone. Kanye West sings into a computer with an auto-tuner.
4. Everything Fred Astaire did seemed effortless. Everything Kanye West does is forced.
5. Fred Astaire worked tirelessly and then let his dancing do the talking. Kanye West dropped out of one of the worst state universities in Illinois and never seems to shut up about his incredible intellect.
6. US Presidents tended to like Fred Astaire. US Presidents tend to think Kanye West is a jackass.
7. Fred Astaire's moldering corpse has more class and Kanye West and his entire posse.
October 9, 2009
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Plus, West can't dance up walls and along ceilings.
ReplyDeleteAnd I've just given you the Superior Scribbler's Award. Drop by and pick it up.
Don't forget to add Kanye is a gay fish and Fred Astaire was a ladies man.
ReplyDeleteHollen-B - I was trying to frame a response and all I could do is say fish sticks in my mind and laugh.
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