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November 9, 2009

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart?

1. Who again?
2. Are they t-shirt designers for awkward 19 year-old girls who are going to community college to hone their fan fic skills?
3. Are they "Jonas Brothers" whatever that is?
4. Are they birth control for teenagers heading off to college?
5. Are they plain looking sorts that seem attainable to the pudgy, pale, and unpopular?


  1. 1, 2 and 5 make so much sense, I am inclined to believe them!

  2. Robert is a guy who looks like he needs one long shower. He always looks dirty to me.

  3. They must be related to Spencer and Heidi, 'cause I don't know who the hell they are either.