If I were a cannibal, 10 celebrities I'd add to my diet and what sort of meat they'd provide

1. Steve Buscemi - stew meat
2. John Kerry - jerky
3. Andy Rooney - gristle
4. Jack Black - hotdog
5. Lindsey Lohan - Chinese food, drunken chicken
6. Nicholas Cage - ham
7. Courtney Love - canned tuna
8. Rush Limbaugh - pork butt
9. Joan Rivers - Spam
10. Kiera Knightly - ribs

Happy Birthday AKA I have no idea what to list today

1. Sir Francis Bacon
2. Grigori Rasputin
3. D.W. Griffith
4. George Balanchine
5. Robert E. Howard
6. Ann Sothern
7. Sam Cooke
8. Bill Bixby
9. Graham Kerr
10. Linda Blair