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March 22, 2008

6 things I'd say if the margarita's were doing the talking.

1. Smiles feel like sunshine.
2. You know, I have really attractive feet. I could be a foot model. I could be a major player in the foot trade. The cover of Foot Vogue. I should cut my toe nails. Ooooh, cake!
3. I don't care what they say. Tyra Banks isn't self-centered. Now there's a girl with nice feet.
4. We should go to Target. We need toilet paper. WOOOO! Drunk shopping!
5. I should really do some sit-ups. I'm so bloated. Look at that fat gut. Ohhhh, cake!
6. Happy pretty love fun-time.

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