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May 12, 2008

5 reasons I'm glad I don't have abs.

1. Having to do all of those sit ups.
2. All of the shaving and tanning.
3. No beer, no pasta?
4. Needing to find creative reasons to lift up my shirt all of the time.
5. Not enough mirrors in my house for the hours of admiring myself.

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