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June 4, 2008

5 characteristics of a greyhound.

1. Eyes are slightly beady, slighty buggy - beaduggy.
2. Head is small so that it can just contain a relatively tiny brain without it bouncing around in the skull.
3. Mouth tends to stretch into an anthropomophic smile.
4. Ears - useless except to indicated the point behind which one should scratch.
5. Long legs take up too much room on the bed.

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