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June 3, 2008

5 reasons Hillary didn't endorse Barack on the night he secured the nomination.

1. She's leased headquarters in 50 states and has to do walk-throughs with 50 landlords so she doesn't lose her security deposit.
2. Bill is still determining who is or isn't a scumbag.
3. Terry McLauliffe still insisting that she could beat George Washington in a good old-fashioned 18th century brouhaha.
4. Those pints of Hagan-Daaz aren't going to eat themselves.
5. Discontinuing a campaign prevents her from begging for donations. (Go to hillaryclinton.com if you want to give her cash.)

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