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September 11, 2008

5 things you can do to insure that others think you're stupid.

1.  Write a letter-to-the-editor.
2.  Wear a bluetooth headset.
3.  Believe anything said by anyone asking for your vote.
4.  Tattoo and/or pierce parts you can't hide under your clothes.
5.  Open your mouth (applies to 90% of mouth-opening activities.)

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