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September 10, 2008

5 things you can do to make others think you're smart.

1.  Remain quiet and nod a lot.
2.  Read a book while you walk.
3.  Pretend to like jazz.
4.  Make sure others know you use a Mac (I'm typing this on my Macbook.)
5.  Put initials after your name.


  1. You forgot to add... Wearing glasses.

    Anthony D. Egizi, DPT

  2. My eyes are so smart they don't need glasses, except for sunglasses - since they're so bright.