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September 10, 2008

5 things you can do to make others think you're smart.

1.  Remain quiet and nod a lot.
2.  Read a book while you walk.
3.  Pretend to like jazz.
4.  Make sure others know you use a Mac (I'm typing this on my Macbook.)
5.  Put initials after your name.

2 comments:

  1. You forgot to add... Wearing glasses.

    Anthony D. Egizi, DPT

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  2. My eyes are so smart they don't need glasses, except for sunglasses - since they're so bright.

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