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October 31, 2008

6 Halloween costumes I've worn

1.  Captain America - included a cheap flammable suit and a plastic face held on with a rubber band.
2.  Hobo - my preschool beard was created by smearing vaseline all over my face and coating it with toaster crumbs.
3.  Various zombies and dead guys.
4.  A prom couple killed in a horrible car accident on their special dream night.
5.  Charlie Chaplin - with vintage bowler and cane
6.  Homer Simpson - with custom built fat suit, bald wig, and six pack of duff beer

3 comments:

  1. My mother in law has two kinds of treats. The kids who are dressed as Obama get a small piece of candy...so there is enough for everyone. The kids dressed as McCain get a big bakery doughnut...they worked hard for it. Hmmm...wonder who she'll vote for.

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  2. Then it's a good year to be a two-headed monster. To be extra scary, McCain should be the left head and Obama the right.

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  3. hremember when you made me a costume? I was a playing card....awesomeness!

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