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October 17, 2008

7 Signs It's Officially Fall

1. a chill in the air
2. the smell of things burning
3. started wearing a light jacket
4. turned on the space heater
5. cats now want to sleep under covers rather than on top of covers
6. Christmas decorations are going up at the mall
7. started growing annual facial hair


  1. yeah the facial hair thing is cool for the first few weeks then when you realize that dry skin sucks you'll shave it off.

  2. That's why it's a fall thing. The spring thing is to shave it off.

  3. Facial hair on a guy is like long fingernails on a woman...it's a mistake. Three people you might be mistaken for if you have a beard:
    1. Grizzly Adams
    2. Someone twenty years older than you
    3. Santa