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November 4, 2008

10 things I would have voted against had they been on the ballot.

1.  Low-rise blue jeans (Proposition Muffin Top)
2.  That bloated feeling
3.  Cat hair - it belongs on a cat but it seems to be everywhere else.
4.  Teachers who refer to the children they teach a "my babies."
5.  Madonna - can't sing, too old to be a provocateur 
6.  Comcast Cable
7.  Morning Crews, Zoo Crews, The Morning Disaster, etc and every other morning radio blather.
8.  Morons who park at the front door of the grocery store when an open parking space is only 20 feet away.
9.  Florida
10. Gum Snapping

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