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November 5, 2008

Now that he's allowed back in public, 5 things on President Bush's to-do list.

1.  The White House lawn is badly in need of tending.
2. Not too late for some trick or treating - he loves those little Snickers bars.
3.  Presidential peanut butter supply ran dry after the VP debate and crackers with butter and peanuts just isn't working.
4. If he has to hear one more time about her days as a school librarian, he's going to scream.  He just needs a little me-time.
5.  Rove says Zack and Miri Make a Porno is HIL-arious.

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