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November 19, 2008

9 things that cost more than one share of General Motors stock.

1.  any hamburger at Hardees
2.  a gallon of diesel
3.  64 box of Crayola crayons with built-in sharpener
4.  the toll on the New York Thruway from exit 24 Albany to exit 31 Utica
5.  12 ounce can of Classic Spam (or Turkey Spam, Lower Sodium Spam, Spam Lite, or Hickory Smoke Flavored Spam.)
6.  a ticket to the 7 pm showing of Porky's, March 19, 1982
7.  three 10-15 count jumbo shrimp
8.  Starbucks tall Carmel Macchiato - tall means small
9.  one pound of rubber bands

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