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December 2, 2008

Now that I've vented my spleen about Comcast, 5 more anatomical cliches.

1.  I'm wearing my heart on my sleeve.
2.  My eyes are bigger than my stomach.
3.  You're getting on my last nerve.
4.  This makes my skin crawl.
5.  Rectum?  I hardly touched him.

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