1. Men like to eat bacon, which would be weird if they were pigs.
2. Male pigs are called boars, and men are quite interesting, particularly when you add alcohol.
3. Pigs looking really good in top hats but men always look awkward when you try to dress them up.
4. Men like to toss around the ol' pigskin and clearly a pig would have a problem with that.
5. Pigs do not have sweat glands and men sweat like pigs.
2. Male pigs are called boars, and men are quite interesting, particularly when you add alcohol.
3. Pigs looking really good in top hats but men always look awkward when you try to dress them up.
4. Men like to toss around the ol' pigskin and clearly a pig would have a problem with that.
5. Pigs do not have sweat glands and men sweat like pigs.
I'm going to need confirmation on the pigs-sweat glands thing. You can't just disrupt my whole world view like that without a source.
ReplyDeleteIt wouldn't be sporting if I made it easy so here is an academic paper on porcine heat stress
ReplyDeletehttp://tinyurl.com/aqgjs9
To be fair, it does appear that pigs have a few sweat glands but not enough to regulate body temp or to sweat like a pig, as men do.