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March 22, 2009

5 reasons that reading comic books is bad for you.

1. Kevin Smith seems funny and smart.
2. Actual boobs less interesting the She-Hulk boobs, particularly the real boobs you'll find at a 'con.
3. Even the most mediocre college will offer only a few courses about graphic novels so earning that degree in comparative lit is practically impossible.
4. Better than average chance that there is lycra or spandex in your closet somewhere.
5. Mountain Dew and Skittles physique forever relegates you to sidekick status.

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