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April 28, 2009

15 reasons to start a diet . . . tomorrow.

You should never blog on an empty stomach. All of these great pictures are from the greatest food blog - This Is Why You're Fat

1. Cheeseburger Waffles
2. Bacon Cinnamon Roll
3. Horseshoe Sandwich - my hometown specialty
4. The Thunderdome
5. Meat Cake
6. The 30,000 Calorie Sandwich
7. Chicken Fried Bacon with Gravy
8. Lankford's Gluttoneer
9. McNuggetini
10. Sloppy Joe on a Crispy Creme - I'm a Crispy Creme hater but this is a pretty picture. For a variation, try a cheeseburger, which many refer to as a Luther Vandross
11. Mega Double Stuff Oreo
12. The Double Bacon Hamburger Fatty Melt
13. Candied Bacon Ice Cream - I made this for a cookout last summer, here's the recipe
14. Bacon Chocolate Chip Cookies - this is on my to-make list, here's the recipe I like.
15. Deep Fried S'more on a Stick


  1. I busted a gut looking at these hideous photos. Thanks for turning me on to this website. Let's email it to all the contestants on "The Biggest Loser."

  2. LOL! Other than the Mega Double Stuff Oreo which I can't even imagine how in the heck to start eating, those other dishes are just insane...

  3. Any one of those dishes (and I mean literally ONE) could feed your average third-world nation for a day. Whoa.

  4. I am not even bouncing over to those links. I'm perfectly satisfied and fat with my own imagination.

  5. Jerry K: Remember one man's hideous is another man's beautiful. Think of all the ugly people who have children. I suppose those children might be a by-product of whiskey.

    Liggy: I do believe you could melt down the partially hydrogenated soybean oil in that mega-stuff and use it to chicken fry a steak.

    JT: I know! Isn't it great!

    Kelly: Bounce baby bounce. This is some of the finest food porn on the Internet.