6 of my accomplishments during Obama's first 100 days.

1. Washed the mildew off my deck much in the same way that debt was washed off Goldman Sachs.

2. Bought some new underwear. My personal attempt to grow the economy in tighty-whitey fashion.
3. Committed to a healthy diet just as we committed to a healthy troop level in Afghanistan.
4. I've quit watching "Heroes" right before we quit torturing people.

5. Survived a bout of constipation - passed more easily than the blockage in our credit industry.

6. Wrote 100 lists..