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April 19, 2009

7 treatments for tequila poisoning

1. Bacon, eggs, and pancakes
2. Sunglasses
3. Midday nap
4. Old movies and a snuggie
5. Cursing under one's breath
6. Tequila
7. Brief list-making

No brain cells were damaging in the making of this week-end's list. (Many were traumatized but all were released unharmed.)

1 comment:

  1. Although used often in the past (no longer!): The praying for a swift and merciful death option doesn't work. Time is the great healer.