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April 18, 2009

9 symptoms of tequila poisoning

1. Blurred vision
2. Slurred speech
3. Refried bean bloat
4. Topsy turvy brain
5. Salsafication
6. The stumbles
7. Spontaneous sing-alongs
8. Premature bed head
9. Random truthfulness

Bonus #10 symptom
Listed by My Daily List at Saturday, April 18, 2009
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  1. JeffApril 19, 2009 at 1:21 PM

    #3 doesn't sound pleasant either for the person experiencing the poison symptoms or for the people around them.

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  2. SquidsquirtsApril 19, 2009 at 2:25 PM

    I met my wife while on a six-month tequila bender in the eighties, averaging a bottle a night. Those were giddy, blurry times!
    But you could add 10b: Proposing to a woman on a nightclub flier just after you have met her. Using your eyeliner to write with.
    Craaaaaazy times.

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  3. Me-Me KingApril 19, 2009 at 3:35 PM

    Sorrrry, I'mmm unnnabbbble to rrrread ttthhhiss....

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  4. MichaelApril 19, 2009 at 5:58 PM

    Spontaneous Nakiditty. I think thats a sign too.

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  5. Mary@Holy MackerelApril 19, 2009 at 7:45 PM

    So that's what my problem is...

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  6. My Daily ListApril 19, 2009 at 9:25 PM

    Jeff: dangerous but delicious

    Husbands: Wow. I don't have a comment, just wow.

    Me-me: you just need a drink to settle yourself.

    Michael: I think that is a symptom of junvenile tequila poisoning but I have the adult onset version.

    Mary: they say the first step is to admit you have a problem but remember the other steps: lick the salt and bite the lime.

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