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April 20, 2009

What are the teabaggers doing now that they've taken over America?

1. Pursuing their unsuccessful sales careers.
2. Going out to dinner at 4 pm so they can be home in time for Wheel of Fortune and get to bed at a decent hour.
3. Worrying about what gay people are doing.
4. Sitting in front of the television watching Fox News and chain smoking.
5. Misquoting Marx and Khrushchev in a desperate effort to prove that they've been warning us for years that all of this would happen.
6. Reading the Constitution very closely in an effort to find loopholes (and ignoring the fact that they have 5th grade reading comprehension skills.)
7. Worrying about what those New Englanders are going to allow gay people to do.
8. Drinking ice tea


  1. I'd have to guess that #2 is most likely. It was interesting that most of the teabaggers looked to be of retirement age. Maybe teabagging makes them feel young again. (Not that there's anything wrong with that....)

  2. JT: I noticed those old buggers too. What's odd is that old people generally don't pay taxes so I'm not sure what they were protesting.

  3. Maybe they are secretly tea-bagging each other.