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May 30, 2009

10 Barry Manilow Facts

1. If Manilow writes a song, he makes the WHOLE world sing it.
2. Manilow doesn't botox, he just encourages his skin each time he sings "I Can't Smile Without You."
3. Manilow's piano has 89 keys. The extra key opens up our hearts.
4. Manilow isn't stuck on Band-Aids, Band-Aids are stuck on him.
5. Gold was a worthless rock until Manilow started recording albums.
6. Galileo didn't know Manilow or else he would have known that Earth orbits Barry and the sun is his personal spotlight.
7. The Pope is jealous of Manilow's fabulous shoes.
8. 80% of the power in Las Vegas is derrived from Manilow's smile.
9. Twitter has a "no Manilow" policy since their system won't allow 6 billions followers.
10. Perrier was invented because it was demeaning for Manilow to walk on tap water.

To be continued . . .?
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12 comments:

  1. Big Mark 243May 30, 2009 at 1:29 PM

    The one about the extra key being the one that opens our hearts ... I have always left a light on for Barry!!

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  2. MOTHER TESCHMay 30, 2009 at 3:16 PM

    You like him, YOU REALLY LIKE HIM. You and I were meant to be platonic soul mates.

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  3. The Gal HerselfMay 30, 2009 at 3:32 PM

    What a terrific post! I especially like the one about poor, benighted Galileo, making pronouncements without knowing the glory of Barry. You sound just like a Faniow, except that you have a sense of humor.

    This is my first visit. Now I'm gonna have to check out some of your past lists.

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  4. My Daily ListMay 30, 2009 at 4:41 PM

    BigMark: That's beautiful. I hope it's a chasing light, like the lights that light up the Copacabana sign.

    Ma: I'm glad to see I've won back your love.

    Gal: I'm an Illinoisan too so look for some Blago lists.

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  5. DouglasDyerMay 30, 2009 at 5:04 PM

    We are all moving in peace and hamony towards perfect Manilowness. Nice list.

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  6. AnonymousMay 30, 2009 at 7:23 PM

    #3 Ha! Love it.

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  7. Me-Me KingMay 31, 2009 at 6:28 AM

    Sorry, I couldn't get past #1.

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  8. My Daily ListMay 31, 2009 at 8:34 AM

    DDyer: I'm hopeful that more will follow until I get a cease and desist.

    Amber: If you ever find the 89th key, don't play it. It's is a blessing and a curse.

    Me-Me: The more I work on a list, the more likely there is to be extra words from previous versions. Okay, I fixed number one, you can read the rest for grammar and typos. (Unless you weren't proof-reading and had to stop for medical reasons.)

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  9. paul bitzanMay 31, 2009 at 9:17 AM

    His music is so sweet and fluffy, he should change his name to Barry MarshManilo.

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  10. Diet PlanJune 1, 2009 at 5:49 AM

    Good post. Keep on sharing such posts. I like it.

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  11. AnonymousJuly 4, 2009 at 10:05 AM

    I saw Barry last night at the Capitol 4th Rehearsal. He does have fabulous shoes!

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  12. mydailylistJuly 4, 2009 at 11:09 AM

    dcsharon - thanks for the on-the-scene reportage.

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