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May 20, 2009

7 things that are more dangerous than having Gitmo prisoners in your local Federal prison.

1. Bacon ceviche
2. Women driving black SUVs
3. Jeans that are too tight in the groin (for men who need to sit down only)
4. Clowns who play Santa at Christmas and who live with their girlfriend who runs a daycare in her home. See
5. Poor grammar - we all know some who nearly strokes out if you split an infinitive.
6. Erections that last longer than four hours.
7. Dick Cheney - remember, he's a cyborg killing machine waiting for the rise of the terminators.


  1. Nice. No. 7: Did the movie producers of Terminator Salvation pay you for that? ;)

    Also liked No. 4 with explanation.

  2. Bumping uglies with OJ Simpson.

  3. Hey, My Daily List,

    The Ex-VP doesn't call it torture, he calls it "alternative interrogation."

    Check out my friend J.C.'s take on torture and Cheney right here:

  4. Fashiona: you bring a lot of class to this stink hole. Please continue visiting.